Stand Out Without Trying

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30-day return policy

Our Top Rated Collection

When In Doubt - Swallow - Boxer Briefs

When In Doubt - Swallow - Boxer Briefs

Price range: $38.00 through $43.00
Come With Me If You Fancy A Free Breakfast

Come With Me If You Fancy A Free Breakfast

Price range: $22.50 through $32.50
Orange Dude

Orange Dude

Price range: $22.00 through $34.00
Pork Shop Butcher

Pork Shop Butcher

Price range: $20.00 through $31.50
Chief

Chief

Price range: $20.00 through $22.00
DJ Floppy Disko

DJ Floppy Disko

Price range: $19.50 through $31.50
Necrophilia - A Way Of Living

Necrophilia - A Way Of Living

Price range: $15.00 through $28.00
Red Dude

Red Dude

Price range: $22.00 through $34.00
Dick The Birthday Boy

Dick The Birthday Boy

Price range: $20.00 through $31.50
Two Headed Man Sings In Stereo

Two Headed Man Sings In Stereo

Price range: $18.50 through $28.00

Our Story

Asocial Chameleon Brand Story

BLENDING IN IS SO BORING!

We started The Asocial Chameleon for those who’d rather stand out without trying too hard. Our tees don’t whisper; they smirk. Designed for rule-breakers, overthinkers, and people allergic to fake small talk, each piece is a wearable eye-roll at the ordinary. Life’s too short for basic T-shirts.

100% Eco-friendly packaging
75% Recycled materials
80% Less water usage
100% Organic cotton

Our Newest Arrivals

Real Talk From Real Misfits

A

Finally, clothes that speak my mind so I don't have to. The quality is insane too.

J

I wore the "Socially Selective" hoodie to a party and didn't have to talk to anyone. 10/10.

J

Sustainable AND sarcastic? It's like you people actually get me.

S

Best purchase ever! These tees are conversation starters without me having to start conversations.

C

Perfect for introverts who want to make a statement. Love the eco-friendly approach too!

Frequently Imagined Questions

Is the packaging actually eco-friendly?

Yes. We use 100% compostable mailers and zero plastic. Even our tape is paper-based.

How do I find my size?

Check our size guide on every product page. We recommend sizing up for that oversized streetwear look.

Do you ship internationally?

We ship to most planets. If you reside on Earth, we definitely ship to you.

Can I return if I don't like it?

Sure. 30 days, no questions asked. Unless you wore it to a mud wrestling championship.